Tonight Julie and I went to our friend Betsy's baby shower and we learned some important life lessons.
Baby showers are for the baby.
And babies do not eat at Sonic.
I guess our thought process went something like this:
"Ok, this is Betsy's baby shower...lets pick out a hillarious card that only she will think is funny."
Lesson #1: The cards may be read aloud, and there might be mothers in the room. So do not get a card that says the word “sexy” all over it.
Lesson #2: The card/gift is for both the mother AND the father-to-be. Don’t forget the father.
We then had a brilliant idea that Betsy likes chocolate milk shakes so we would get her a gift card to Sonic so that she could treat herself to some chocolate milk shakes during this hot summer.
Lesson #3: At baby showers, you give gifts to the parents (sometimes off a registry) FOR the baby; blankets, for example.
Lesson #4: After the "parents-to-be" start opening everyone else's gifts and they are things like rattles, diapers, baby monitors, clothes, and baby toys...your Sonic gift card doesn't really fit in.
It was very clear to everyone at the party that we were "those college kids" trying to figure out how things like showers, weddings, pregnancy, and other real-life things work. Funny stuff.